HAVE YOU HUGGED TODAY?

No moving parts, no batteries

No monthly payments and no fees

Inflation proof, non-taxable

In fact, it's quite relaxable

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,

One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy, but yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,

Invigorates your happiness; combats depression,

Makes you beam and elevates your self-esteem!

Your circulation it corrects without unpleasant side effects

It is, I think the perfect drug: may I prescribe, my friend,...the hug!

(and, of course, it is fully returnable!)